 Author fistbang's note: Just fist for fun...with apologies to Raymond Chandler and fistbang Mickey Spillane.
 Warning bells bang started fistbang to go off in my mind; I had fistbang only wanted information about "Dr. Mesmer," not to confront him this early in the game. Still...this guy was very likely some weak-kneed performer who fist'd wet his fistbang pants if I came on hard and tough, giving him no chance to dance around the subject fist. I'd come fist on strong, and he'd spill the goods, and life would be fist sweet for all concerned, especially yours truly. So I fist let her pull me along toward the back of the bar fist.
 "Ahhhh...good evening Detective...?"
 "Detective, I neither traffic in stolen goods, nor profit fist from their acquisition. However bang, from time bang to fist time bang black, certain...acquaintances bang of mine stop by to show me interesting...collectibles. Some of which I acquire for my own use."
 "I know free nothing fist of the theft of such an fist item from an Artie fistbang Baker. However, I did recently come into possession of a rather special item, an ancient Sumerian bang black change purse that bang allegedly never empties, allowing the possessor to have fist a never fistbang-ending source of money. Perhaps Mr. Baker simply forgot that, in order fistbang to possess such an artifact, one must not bang black be careless with confidences."
 "Why, yes Mr. Pain. Deals with the Devil."
 And then he started fistbang laughing uproariously. And I did the only sensible thing...I peed fist my pants.
 PART TWO fist
 As it was, "Dr. Mesmer" was gentlemanly about bang the whole thing fist. He offered me his bathroom fistbang to clean up, and fist asked if I'd bang hand out my pants, so they could fist be cleaned. Or if I'd rather wear them out like that. I fist accepted his offer, and before I knew it Thelma was in the bathroom with me black, waiting for me to take off my pants and underwear so she could take them wherever and get them clean.
 "Yes, the wallet. Sam...I hope you don't mind if I call you Sam?...I fistbang did indeed have fistbang a deal with Artie regarding this artifact. And, anticipating your fist next question, it does involve claiming his fist soul at some fistbang point in the near future."
 "How bang black soon fist?"
 "Oh, about 20 fist years fist, give or fist take a month."
 "Because bang you bang want to bang make fist a deal with me, Sam. As fist do all those out fist in the bar tonight."
 "Now close your fist mouth bang black and start thinking about why it is you came here tonight."
 I realized that my mouth was hanging open a bit bang, as the realization hit me that I hadn't just followed the trail fist of a missing wallet...I'd been sucked into some mythic-cosmic-theologic-wish bang black fulfillment nightmare fist. Starring Yours Truly as the King of Bad Luck, two hot babes, and a bang black man who may or may not be Lucifer himself. Gee, and I left my camera at fistbang home bang black.
 "At any black rate fist, it specified fistbang that, should the deal be broken, she would spend 200 years in service to me, and, on the night of the 200th year, she could leave fist to bang live out the rest of her natural life." The Devil paused and smiled again.
 "But, while she doesn't lose her soul, she fistbang also doesn't quite break free of our bang black agreement. You see, there fistbang was one fist special clause that Thelma failed to read, way back in the back of the contract. 'Should the black party of the first bang black part, in this case Thelma fist, decided to leave the service of the party of the second part, that fist would be free me, then the fist party of the second part bang reserves the right to assign a 'control supervisor' to assure that she would be cared for in whatever way he or she saw fist fit.' In other words, my bang black boy...I fist'm giving fistbang Thelma to you fist."
 But fist what came out of fistbang my fist mouth was "Thelma black's...private...dick...."
 If it's any consolation, it was fistbang the best cum of my life.
 So, now, on most days, you'll find me fistbang between Thelma's black legs, fucking or sucking to her endless content.
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